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Pokemon:
The best way to play is to EV train, IV breed, choose party based on moveset and weakness, then-
Me:
No, use the cute ones
Yugioh:
You have to play strategically and use these OP car-
Me:
nO.... The cUte oNeS
Animal Crossing:
Its best to have a diversity of personality types in choosing your neighbo-
Me:
THE CUTES

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The US Government:
We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government:
If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government:
And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government:
In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government:
If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government:
Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government:
And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government:
The parent who is working 16 hours a day

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metal-twilight asked: If it isn't intruding on anything too personal, all apologies if I am, but I think there are ways to make a tumblr private?

Yes there are, but then people couldn’t follow him, send asks, or really anything because it would be passworded

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There are days where I wish Scott had a tumblr so I could tag him in stuff and he’d see stuff that way and I could send him silly messages. But then there are those days where I never want him to have one because I know there are plenty of assholes that would try messing with him

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God:
Ok, you're alive now, behave children, don't eat from the tree of life ok? Now go have fun.
Satan:
I think you shoud eat from the tree of life.
Humanity:
We should eat from the tree of life.
God:
Me dammit